Another joke about cultures

Besides the 'In Heaven and in Hell' saying-turned-song by Grandpa Rome, there's also another pretty clever ethnic joke - that's even more hilarious Hetalia-fied.

(seriously...why hasn't anyone done this yet?)

In heaven, you have an American business, Chinese food, a British butler, and a Japanese wife.
In hell, you have a Chinese business, British food, a Japanese butler, and an American wife.

Or something along those lines.

AND JAPAN WILL NOT BE YOUR WAIFU.